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Call me Ishmael. Gentlemen voyeurs, over at the voy-zone free erotic clips section there's a Sandfly Anthology being undertaken. Starting 7 Nov, I'm uploading a few of my classic video captures just to reminisce and take you back through some good times as this ambition grew and I scoured the four oceans for the elusive white whale. She, for I know where she is - her day will come in the next orbit of the sun. That, you can see next year. -------------------- Today, I celebrate the MOMENTS you cannot taste in those posed saccharine pastiches the professionals indulge the base senses in. These two girls, noticed on the spur of the moment as I coursed the sands, captured in a flurry of tension as I drop and fire, drop and fire and catch the heartstopping happiness of natural girls-next-door voyeured incognito (and unpaid, I must add, Euro scammers..) ------------------------ Of course this sense of time will be lost on the freakzoids out there. Yes, you who queued up to complain to Kate and crew like a bleating upturned floatload of costumed gay dwarves during a boisterous Pride march when you realised Snow white was a 300-pound bulldyke, man-hater. You whiny little bitches who infect the net with trollism and twice last month attempted to send the Sandfly down.------------- You lost. For I am unstoppable. Think on that, sweet hatemongers, as you froth when my name lights up your screens and bathes your scraggy basement 'apartment' beneath your elderly parents' home in a pallid hue. You, the twisted archetypes of inconsequence, sat there full of fury. Let the Sandfly paint you the picture: Go surf the nudist and spout your venom at the pretty girls, the cheerleaders who wouldn't talk to you at Shallowhead High, and wind up to finish with a blast at the Sandfly in the comments section, keeping your 'best' 'til last, hunched over your keyboards, gut burning, the bright pain behind your eyes opening sweat glands like geysers in Yellowstone as you realise I KNOW you.------------------ YOU, the hater who bleeds his senile mother dry as she shuffles across the floorboards overhead trying so desperately through the fug of age and decrepitude to to remember which client was your real daddy (put away your handsome foreign prince fantasies - It was old one-eyed Simms the halitosis-ridden butcher from down the block on his first night out of jail on a pederast charge). And your poor old toothless duped 'Dad' out down the student bars eating dogfood for $20 bets with rich kids just to pay the winter fuel bills. He'll be home soon, stinking like Lassie, and you'll hold your breath as they weep together and you gurgle with angst while your deflating 'girlfriend' sits hissing escaping air on the grimy matress you call bed.------------ That existential anguish will churn and churn and you'll eventually splurge it out in my comments section, not so much a dazzling stream of consciousness but more the weak emission of a man who's fulfilled his lifelong desire to fuck a goat and right at the vinegar strokes has realised at a base level that he's no sexual pioneer but just what a sad deviant, what a worthless...well, goatfucker...he really is. ------------------------------- There. Not so much a portrait, dear haters, as a mirror. Gaze deep, sickpuppies. Sandlfy knows. ---------------------------------- Now go do your downvoting (yaaaaawn) because you can't distinguish what is REAL voyeurism from the pretty but soporific fakery that has you gurning like narcotised drones every month. And never question, Kenneth, why the benzedrine NEVER seems to run out....----------------------------- Here is beauty. Natural, lovely. HERE are MOMENTS, gone in a breath. Two sweet girls caught naked and natural. Remember, if you read this far, get this down you and cruise over to catch some history in the video section.--------------------------- After my political quips set fire to the balls of the sensitive woodland creatures out there who couldn't sleep, eat, or work because of me, I've promised the suffering nudist crew who have to deal with e-mails from Angry of Ohio that I'll steer clear of such a controversial subject as politics. This contri, we'll get some religion in instead. I did not put you here to suffer, said God, I did not put you here to whine (haters). I put you here to love one another, so get out and have a good Sandfly time. Let my people go-go. Anyway, there were these two Muslims walked into a bar...

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Kate, Here are some pics of my sixpack (you know. Those two holes thatmake the neatest little carrying handle). No one but me and her doctor haveseen these views, so out of respect for my sex life, please fuzz her facea little. It is a shame, though, since her smile has caused me more bonersthan any other part of her body. If I have done this right, you can putthem in the private section, although she has no idea they are here (hopeit stays that way). I will keep an eye out to see if you get them. Gettingthis far is amazing enough. For a little background - she is my wife ofseveral years, 34 yr old, a virgin on her wedding day (but not her weddingnight). She still acts like a virgin, too. Won't even wear a bikini at thebeach. She is a lot of fun in the sack, though, and makes the sexiest Hi-Ho-Silvernoises when she cums. I must admit it cranks my motor that she might causea lot of strange men boners, so would like to hear any positive commentson the BB. I have some of her in my saddle, too, if anyone would like tosee them. Anybody that recognizes her, let me know (but not her!). We mightbe able to sneak in some fun. Please do not give my email address. You cancall me Daddy. You can call her The Finger Lady. Love your site!

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