discovered nudist discovers that the timer driven outdoor lights did not go on because I had forgotten to reset it.
Hmm, timer is outside in front of the house in http://beachnymphs.com , no fences anywhere and I live in a cul-de-sac. Hmmmmmmm, fast look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their own back yard, and the other neighbors we don’t speak to…heck with it. It is right outside the door, NO ONE is around I’ll just step outside real quickly, change the timer and no harm done right? Right.
Open door, step though, shut door because interior lights are on and I don’t need to supply a comprehensive shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyhow) neighbors. Correct timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Amazing. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…devise swear words while feelings of overexposure place in.
Quickly look around while attempting to remember if we actually bought the spare key and had the presence of mind to place in outside someplace for similar, but clothed emergencies. NOPE! Still on free nude beach . Fantastic. Quick mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I dwelt on the corner of the cul de sac?) to far to walk, garage car door closed but for some reason, walk thru is split open.
The garage door is open. Amazing. I will simply quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive right up in the van AND my neighbors across the way who live in their own back yard walk by on the pavement with their dog.
“Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.
Nobility isn’t a birthright, it is identified by one’s activities.